This will kind of be a constant work in progress. Don’t be offended, this is just for fun. It is not meant to insult TS. =) If you can think of anything to add, E-mail me. MANKANKEN@prodigy.net

Everything I need to know I learned from Watching The Sentinel

by EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTES!!!

In Cascade, there are seven different kinds of rain and forty-two different ways of ordering coffee.

Current ratio: Insane murdering psychopaths in Cascade who hate Jim and Blair with access to instruments of mass-destrustion compared to normal law abiding citizens : 1/5
Thanks to Blaublumen for the suggestion

Good guys never get killed.  They simply receive life threatening injuries that they amazingly recover from.  Bad guys die on the spot.
Thanks to Blaublumen for the suggestion

Bad-Guys always find a way to escape from prison
Thanks to Blaublumen for the suggestion

No matter where you go in Cascade, you will always find the same two dogs.
Thanks to Babyheart for the suggestion.

Color-coding left-overs can confuse young guides.
Thanks to Babyheart for the suggestion.

Ironically, Guides have a terrible sense of direction.
Thanks to KSC for the suggestion.

Friends are more important than trips to Borneo.
Thanks to KSC for the suggestion.

Spotting Jim’s sock color is a big thing for some people.
Thanks to KSC for the suggestion.

Don’t drink imported water.
Thanks to KSC for the suggestion.

Always detatch with love.

Fountains suck.

To make a good dessert: Place under the sink for two weeks.

When Aztec warriors killed their enemy, they would eat his heart to enhance their prowess in war. (Boy I'm hungry now!)

Just because you might be afraid of heights, doesn’t mean you won’t climb a tree or jump off of a cliff.

Even detectives have insurance premiums.

Never trust women you find in the trunk of a car.

Obfuscate is a word.

Third century B.C. Chinese good-luck charms have the opposite effect in modern society.

German terrorists have an eerie resemblance to Christopher Walken. Don't believe me? TRY THIS!

Every BOTW has red hair.

When Indian women gave birth, they would eat the placenta. (Gross but true, yet another of those facts you wish Blair wouldn’t share!)

If you're a bad guy, you can always live on in Fan Fiction

Panthers have a tendency to show up from out of nowhere.

The native forests of Peru look strangely like the forests of southwestern Canada. Go figure.

Camping fixes everything.

The mommy car can be shot umpteen billion times with an AK-47, and still survive. Yet overturning the expedition into a flower shop, totals it.

The F-150 can be hit with a semi-truck and be totaled.

The Hayseed truck should be hit with a semi-truck and totaled. (provided our men are not inside! )

Sometimes pizza isn’t all it's cracked up to be.

To stay clean, shower.

Guilt is a good motivator, but don't take more than your fair share.

No flushing after 10:00 PM.

It's macho to wear floral aprons.

Always destroy the evidence of a previous girl/boy friend.

Maya was an idiot.

Tongue is an edible food. (supposedly)

Always put your dishes in the sink, before they turn into a science experiment

Never steal from back-woods hunters. (bad karma.)

Always keep a laser pointer handy.

Always have a back up plan.

Before dating someone, check their police file.

You can mix gunpowder in soil to grow orchids.

Never name your pet duck Homer.

Be careful who you beat when playing little league football.

NEVER turn your back on a suspect.

Don't park in NO PARKING zones.

Always return cars in the same condition as when you commendered them.

Its a bad idea to be friends with sports figures.

You can get away with anything if the director isn't watching.

If you have a cliffhanger and then decide to cancel the show, the fans will go completely insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Babyheart for the suggestion.

MORE TO COME…eventually. Any Ideas? Send 'em to me. I'd be glad to post them.